Monday, June 13, 2011

The Great COMMUNICATION gap

The Great COMMUNICATION gap!!!!



This world is full of people who can or whos got the skill to speak double meaning sentences.Ten sentence and ten reply...at last u realise u ended up with the wrong reply and keep up with ten more and later twenty sentence......lolzz
Will this change....???
The worst of all...they are so adamant!!!!Why cant people think that they too can be wrong??!!

A humorous event....

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of
the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's
parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really
needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily
like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a
divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

7 comments:

Ekanthapadhikan said...

That's a good one!

resmi said...

Good one Neethu.

wordsmaid said...

Ha ha ha that is an important lesson for writers like us Neethu. Good one.

anuja said...

Nice neethu. Expect more articles from you. Keep it up.

pooja said...

good one neethu.....

anu.j.das said...

good one Neethu

Neethu Asokan said...

thnx all